It turned out that we were in the Ivy League, and didn't know it.
For years we had diligently watered the green plants in our front yard, but had unknowingly cultivating an impressive garden of three-leaved plants known as Toxicodendron radicans (commonly known as Poison Ivy).
Fortunately Laura, our visiting friend, spotted it in an instant and kindly offered to put on several layers of protective clothing and dig up the insidious plant. She likes "gardening."I made myself useful by staying as far away from the dangerously toxic plant as I could, and documented a small piece of the operation for this blog.
Useful sites:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_ivy
http://www.keno.org/stones_lyrics/Poisonivy.htm
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